"Shopping Online Is Safer Than
Shopping In Stores"
as reported by Channel 7 TV News, New York 11-28-05
From Ric Deddy, Owner and
If you prefer, you can place your
order with me.
Call 973-838-8490 Mon-Fri 9am - 5pm Eastern Time
Or I'll call you.
Just email me through the Contact button on top of this page,
leave your number and a message and I will call you.
Or pay safely with Pay Pal
Online: The fastest and most efficient way to order is to order online
Mail Print out your order and mail it with your check or money order
Phone Fill out the order form and call with the information 973-838-8490
Email Send your order and delivery information through the "Contact Us"
button above and call
in your credit card information
Credit cards: AMERICAN EXPRESS , VISA, MASTERCARD, DISCOVER
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Place the order, print the order form and Send a Check or Money Order for
the total amount Payable
Ric's Picks .com LLC
PO Box # 19
Newfoundland, NJ 07435
We charge a $6.99 flat rate on the first fart machine and $3.00 for each
Heavier items are slightly
Fart Machines and all our products make great gifts. If you would like to
order more than one going to the same address you will save on the S&H. We
would be happy to send items to different addresses but the S&H charge would
apply to each address.
Shipping is free on smaller items such as remotes and CDís when shipped with
a larger order.
You can review your S&H cost for your entire order before you check out. You
can also cancel at any time during the order process.
Shipping & Handling to most countries is calculated automatically through
the shopping cart. For some countries it is higher that what is shown on the
invoice. In those cases we will email you with the actual cost for your
approval before we charge your card.
We ship by US Air Mail with delivery times of 5 to 7 business days.
DELIVERY TIME ó FAST SHIPPING
No waiting. Your order should arrive within a few days. Orders
received by 11am will ship that business day by US Priority Mail in a discreet, non-descriptive
Northeast shipments arrive in 1 day, Southeast and Central 2 days and
West Coast 2-3 days.
For the Holidays add one day to the above schedule
MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
If for any reason you are not happy with your purchase, you may
return it within 30 days for a full refund of the price of the item.
Call to get a return authorization number and return address at the
"Contact" button on our navigation bar above on the banner
WE TEST EACH MACHINE
Before any Fart Machine is shipped to you we test so you will not be
disappointed. While we are doing this we insert some business cards for your
Defective items can be returned for replacement within 90 days
WHO ARE WE?
We have been providing outstanding service and making customers happy for
over 10 years, since opening our retail store in the Staples Shopping Center
on Route 23 in Wayne, New Jersey. When we first tried The Remote Controlled
Fart Machine, we couldn't resist adding it to the products we sell. We had
so much fun we decided to open an online store with a new location devoted
to the Fart Machine and other great gifts and gags. The rest is history.
From all of us young farts,( and the old ones too) Have Fun!
Ric's Picks .com LLC
PO Box # 19
Newfoundland, NJ 07435
Email us and we will give you personal attention We pride ourselves
on our customer service.
What if I make a mistake on my order and donít notice it until after I click
Call me or email me .We will make the correction and notify you that it was
When is my order finalized/sent in the shopping cart?
Not until the screen says. " Your order has been submitted", and you click
on ,"Send Order".
The system will you assign an order number which you can use to reference
Your Personal Information is Private and Secure
This site is hosted by Yahoo! One of the largest internet companies in the
world. Yahoo! hosts the store pages, ordering system, and order data. Yahoo!
automatically collects order information but may only use this information
in the aggregate. If you accessed this store through Yahoo! Shopping, Yahoo!
also automatically collects information about your shopping experience.
uses this information.
Ric's Picks .com LLC DBA TheFartMachine.com has created this privacy statement
in order to demonstrate our firm commitment to privacy. The following
discloses our information gathering and dissemination practices for this
information, products, and services. We collect visitor's contact
information (like their email address) and financial information (like their
account or credit card numbers). Contact information from the order form is
used to send orders to our customers. Users may opt-out of receiving future
mailings by contacting us (see below). Financial information that is
collected is used to bill the user for products and services.
Security: This site has security measures in place to protect the loss,
misuse and alteration of the information under our control. Contacting the
Web Site If you have any questions about this privacy statement, the
practices of this site, or your dealings with this Web site, you can contact
Ric Deddy at Ric's Picks .com LLC 2 Kiel Avenue Kinnelon, NJ 07405 or through
the "contact" button on thefartmachine.com ©1997-99 TRUSTe. All Rights
Testimonials - What Do Our Customers Say About Us?
Loved the Fart Machine. I put it under a seat in the third row of the
"Vanilla Sky" movie, and then sat in the back of the theatre. During a
poignant and sensitive love scene when the Kleenex came out, I hit the
orange button and cleared the place out. Well, maybe I did not actually do
that, but knowing I could have done it was reward enough. Satisfied Customer
... Bill B.
Thanks for everything, my father received the present last week. It was
faster than I expected. Thanks for the very good and quick service .... Eric
Just wanted to let you guys know that I received the fart machine
today...man, I don't know why I didn't buy one sooner...it's great! Thanks!
... Amando P.
It was a pleasure ordering from the store.I've already told a couple of
friends about the site ... John K.
Gift was shipped and received in a very short time. Will shop there again
... Cathy C.
I was wondering what it's like to be the world's #1 supplier of the famous
fart machine. I myself am a high school English teacher and I don't see much
difference between the two occupations ... Scott D.
Great price,fast shipping! All my friends asked "where did you get that, I
want one of those" ... Jeremy G.
By the way, thank you for selling such a beautiful product such as the Fart
Machine... you have no clue how much joy this thing is going to bring into
my life and those that I "share" it with!!!! ... Alexander S.
Service was excellent! Shipping time was unbelievably fast! The product is
great... Brian H.
Thanks a bunch! The Fart Machine we did have was a big hit at our "Hillbilly
Deluxe" party Saturday nite. Never underestimate the power of fart humor; it
transends language, culture, ethnicity. Globally, everyone loves a good
fart. :)--Kelley M.
Re your request, I learned of your site recently from a friend that
surprised a group of us with one of your fart machines. After drying my
eyes, I decided I had to have one. ;-) ... Melvin K.
Mail arrived quickly. Build standard of goods very robust... Donald F.
I found your web site - from a friend that received The Fart Machine - what
a HOOT!!!! Thanks - Lisa M.
Delivery was speedy, and the fart machine has more than lived up to my
expectations. I gave one to my nephew who was in the hospital and he fooled
all the nurses with it. Just about everyone I've used it on thinks the farts
are real. Gita R.
I heard about your product from a friend who had your Fart Machine. I
thought it was hilarious and just had to get one. After checking out your
website, I found plenty of great gift ideas for my prankster / gag gift
happy family. I already can't wait for next Christmas... Dave M.